Anonymous:
send me your dong

bewbin:

but then my doorbell would only go ding 

"Love is the most beautiful thing to have, hardest thing to earn and most painful thing to lose"

Unknown (via cknd)

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carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

brandyway:

starktrekenterprise:

Sam, Cas, and Dean walk past the Mirror of Erised and pause to look in.

Sam sees himself with Jess, both holding university diplomas, engagement rings on left hands.

Castiel sees his true form, towering high with majestic wings, protecting the world from evil.

Dean sees the reflection of himself, his brother, and his best friend.
He thinks it’s just a normal mirror.

go sit in the fucking corner

I’m not okay

(Source: lucithor, via janlikesthings)

tehhufflepuffcompanion:

Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”

(via sinnersellingrosarys)

lalondes:

pajamaben:

stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it is like basically doing a good. trust me i am a lawyerman

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moon-sylph:

Every time I hear a girl say she is abstaining from sex because of “self-respect”, all I hear is

"I think being sexually active devalues you and there is something just a little less respectable about women who aren’t virgins."

There are lots of valid reasons to not have sex. But thinking sex detracts from your worth is not one of them.

(via llegasey)